skinslip:

I think we should let Ron Perlman burn a house down. You know, as a treat.

Thanks @ingdamnit for bringing this to my attention.

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mariacallous:

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HOT STRIKE SUMMER CONTINUES

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gothiccharmschool:

lilibat:

memewhore:

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In some circles it didn’t last a week it lasted YEARS. 

Wait, people stopped listening to them?

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imwithyouhobbes:

birchwitchbasic:

jenny-hanniver:

lanibgoode:

shelbysbutt:

aanubis:

ungrammaticholiday:

yggdrasilly:

christmasblogger:

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

Having a bad day? push play, and within six seconds all you will feel is tears of laughter streaming down your face and the stomach cramps of laughing too hard.

This is one of the finest things ever captured on film.

I’m so happy this is back

Pingu is real

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ispyspookymansion:

ispyspookymansion:

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it

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spongebobssquarepants:

Watching Barbie and Oppenheimer the way god intended

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one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

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Got an ad for a self-tanning product and “Perfect natural looking tan” is not how I’d describe it

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ralfmaximus:

memewhore:

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Your task today, tumblerites, is to slip platypusary into casual conversation. Bonus points if nobody notices.

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